OMG

Well bowling did not go quite as planned. I did OK but Clifford did not.

According to him he did not just bowl unacceptable it was unforgivable. I suggested that he flog himself till he had flayed all the skin off his back, then wear sack cloth and ashes. He didn't want to go that route feeling it was far to lenient a punishment for his sins.

Instead he has decided that he can't start drinking beer until we start bowling as apposed to two hours before. I feel that is far to great a sacrifice and suggested the punishment described above but he insists on this ultimate sacrifice. Go figure.

He did tell me last night that my birthday surprise is on it's way. Ohhhhhh sweet.